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Shoulda? Coulda? Woulda? - Eat Dat Pussy Today?
Posted:Apr 17, 2019 10:14 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2019 10:18 pm
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She calls and ask what are you doing? She says it doesn't matter what your doing she wants you come over and handle her pussy for her... She says eating only, she can't handle penetration right now. You agree, oral only. When you get there she is still dressed. You lead her to a chair, lift up her skirt and begin to eat her pussy.

Licking her large lips first...slowly, using a soft, but firm tongue....Moving into the center slowly, tracing each line, but never touching her clit.light, consistant strokes and circular patterns all over the pink engorged skin inside her pussy... You eat her pussy until she cums and cums some more... She begs you to stop, her head is spinning, she is weak and dizzy. Your face is dripping with her cum. She reaches for your dick as you get up.... You are hard. She says she wants your dick... no, she says she needs your dick..What happened to oral only?.... You didn't bring condoms because she said oral only..... what do you do?
Men - Fuck her Without a rubber
Men - Go down and try to eat her some more
Men - Run down to the store and buy some
Men - Say No, she said oral only and you made plans with someone else for penetration
Men - other-
Women - Let him fuck you without one
Women - Curse him out for not bringing one and masturbate yourself
Women - Check your drawers and hope you have some
Women - send his ass to the store to buy some for you
Women - other -
3 Comments , 26 votes
Well, There is that
Posted:Apr 16, 2019 9:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2019 11:47 am
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Why did I get divorced? He was asked....

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.

I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office,

my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"Okay," I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

My wife stomped over to me and proceeded to stomp me. When I regained consciousness, the divorce papers were laying on my chest.
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She Said - Is this Funny?
Posted:Apr 16, 2019 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2019 11:46 am
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He asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Not Funny At All
Funny
1 comment , 13 votes
She's Got Jokes - But They Are Not Funny
Posted:Apr 16, 2019 9:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2019 11:48 am
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father,

“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”

“Onions?” the son asks.

“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks,
“Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”, the mom replied.
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She's Got Jokes - but what do you think?
Posted:Apr 16, 2019 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2019 8:50 pm
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,

“Well dear, Mommy and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,

“ means the puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. ’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had ’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do ?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” the mother said
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Ladies, Is there wrong way to eat your pussy - Eating Pussy - Part 2
Posted:Mar 18, 2019 2:36 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2019 11:51 am
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Ladies, Is there any wrong way to eat your pussy?
No, there is no wrong way to eat my pussy. Get down there, get comfortable and above al stay down there until I tell you to get
Yes, there is a wrong way to eat my pussy and here it is
Good question: Do you have time for the answer?
Fill in the blank
3 Comments , 2 votes
Ladies, Is there wrong way to eat your pussy - Eating Pussy - Part 2
Posted:Mar 18, 2019 2:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2019 6:59 pm
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Ladies, Is there any wrong way to eat your pussy?
No, there is no wrong way to eat my pussy. Get down there, get comfortable and above al stay down there until I tell you to get
Yes, there is a wrong way to eat my pussy and here it is
Good question: Do you have time for the answer?
Fill in the blank
0 Comments , 1 vote
Is There Any Wrong Way? Eating Pussy - Part 1
Posted:Mar 18, 2019 2:18 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2019 8:58 pm
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Ladies, thank you for your patience. We guys generally think we know everything there is to know about giving a woman pleasure. We Don't! Ladies, how do you like your pussy eaten?
I hate when a man is eating my pussy and he does (fill in your own blank)
I tolerate when a man is eating my pussy, even if he is not good, because he is willing to try
I love when a man eats my pussy by (fill in your own blank)
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I can not IM tonight
Posted:Jan 3, 2019 9:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2019 8:58 pm
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I do not know why! Thanks for the people who contacted me. I not ignoring you, Find adult friendz system just not allowing me to
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Sex with the Teacher
Posted:Dec 28, 2018 9:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2019 12:43 pm
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I recently responded to a blog asking when was the first time I penetrated a pussy. Here is my response. I love the flirts, but remember, because I a standard member, I most likely will not be able to respond thru Find adult friendz unless you share your contact information. Ladies - Yes, I ALWAYS interested.

I was in the 6th grade, so I was 11.

She was one of my teachers. She caught me looking up her skirt while she was climbing the stairs and made me stay after school. She made me sit across from her and write 500 times, "I will not look up Mrs Anderson's skirt while she walks up the stairs." I never finished.

Mrs. Anderson was sitting in front of me grading papers while I wrote. My dick was hard as hell. I pulled it out and put my composition book in front of my lap, but she knew what I was doing. She looked me in my eyes, then down at my com reeposition book and said, I have 1 more paper to grade. When I finish I want you to come over here and take out the trash.

I zipped up so quickly I caught myself in the zipper and yelped. Tears were flowing down my cheeks and she asked what was wrong. I told her. She told me to go to the back of the room. I walked tip toe to the back, while she got up and locked her door. Mrs. Anderson knelt in front of me, put her face so close to my dick that I could feel her breath and smell onions from the sandwich she was eating.

She loosened my belt, then my pants. My dick was still hard. She looked up at me and told me it was going to hurt and ordered me to close my eyes. The next thing I knew she slipped my dick into her mouth and started sucking. I was shocked and my dick throbbed, which actually broke it loose from the zipper. Maybe it did hurt, but if so, I didn't feel it. She let my dick fall from her mouth and told me to kneel in front of her. When I did, she put her leg on my shoulder and told me to get a good look, She was wearing pink panties, similar to bikinis. I had been looking up her dresses for months, but never this close. I could smell her pussy. It was dizzying and made me lightheaded. The crotch of her panties were wet. She rested herself on my face and made a sound. Dropping her leg she told me to take off her panties. I obeyed. She pulled out a chair and told me to sit down, then she slowly slid down on my hard dick with her back facing me. It felt could and I told myself not only was I getting pussy, but I was getting it from a white woman. Actually, I told myself I was fucking the shit out of Mrs. Anderson. We could both see the clock and I knew my bus would be there around 4 pm. With every thrust, I could hear an intake of her breath. 5 minutes passed and she was still bouncing. 7 minutes and she was still bouncing. I was getting nervous. I did not want to miss my bus and have to walk home.I gripped the chair, because with each bounce she was leaving about 4 or 5 inches of my dick uncovered and I tried to help her out by thrusting all of me inside her. When I did, she cursed and her hands slipped off my thighs and she was fully impaled on me. Just then her thighs and her stomach started shaking and I felt warm fluid wash all over me. I thought she was peeing, but I was to scared to move. She slumped back against my chest and I was unsure of what to do. I asked her, Mrs. Anderson are you all right? Mrs. Anderson are you all right mam. She just laid on me for several minutes. I knew I had missed my bus.
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Is Age Just a number, or is it something much more important.
Posted:Dec 17, 2018 2:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2019 10:15 pm
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Is age an important factor in determing a viable sexual (not life) partner?

Ladies

yes it is
No it is not
It does not matter the age, as long as above age of consent.

Men

yes it is
No it is not
It does not matter the age, as long as above age of consent.
Ladies - Yes It Is
Ladies - No It is not
Ladies - It does not matter to me
Men - Yes it is
Men - No It is not
Men - Age does not matter to me
16 Comments , 140 votes
What does this mean to you?
Posted:Dec 17, 2018 11:35 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2019 8:58 pm
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The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to its utmost, to reach out eagerly an without fear for a newer and richer experience -
Eleanor Roosevelt..........
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