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Break time.
Posted:Sep 21, 2020 5:56 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2020 6:36 pm
I'm only taking a break because Find adult friendz is bringing up bad memories and making me frustrated.

There are traumatic heartbreaks in my past. I've touched on two of them in my blog. A third I won't even touch.

My wife had to divorce me because she was too painfully jealous of me. Being married to a broke college student she could handle, but not the coeds around me. She knew I never cheated on her, ever. I hitckhiked back and forth between Kalamazoo and Roseville on the weekends until summer break. I remember standing at the interchange of I94 and I69 in the freezing rain, thinking that I would rather die than give up. I saw her every day all summer break and we had a torrid love affair up until the day she decided to go through with the divorce.

I shouldn't ever think about that.

The next one was worse. I followed her across Europe, and again to the other side of the planet, to Samoa, on her invitation. All in vain. I had to find out from her father that she was neurotically promiscuous. She would pick up two or three guys at a time from adult movie theaters as a . She cheated on me constantly with random lovers in gangbangs. I never knew. And it gets worse. She destroyed her own family. Some of it is in my blog.

I shouldn't ever think about that.

I know that the love of a good woman would make it go away, but I don't happen to have one available. I am not weak, but I do need some time to adjust.
Drug thy memories, lest thou learn it, lest thy heart be put to proof,
In the dead unhappy night, and when the rain is on the roof.

Thou shalt hear the "Never, never," whisper'd by the phantom years,
And a song from out the distance in the ringing of thine ears;

And an eye shall vex thee, looking ancient kindness on thy pain.
Turn thee, turn thee on thy pillow. Get thee to thy rest again.

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Fled is that music. Was it only a dream?
Posted:Sep 21, 2020 11:09 am
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2020 12:39 pm

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Okay, classical music joke time
Posted:Sep 20, 2020 10:49 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2020 6:22 am

Once upon a time the great Leonard Bernstein was conducting the New York Philharmonic and was having some difficulty with a female cellist.

She played a sequence incorrectly and it annoyed him. When she misplayed it again Bernstein addressed her saying

"Young lady, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving the most glorious pleasure to man. And you just sit there and scratch it."
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Bad news, good news.
Posted:Sep 19, 2020 9:25 am
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2020 4:40 am

For the last couple of I've been assigned a nurse practitioner, instead of a doctor, to do my physicals and order routine blood work and various other medical tests.

Let's call her Jill. Not her real name. Her real name is Andrea. Names ending in A always indicate a D or E cup at least. That's my theory anyway. I'm still collecting data.

Jill has a profile on Find adult friendz too but is usually in stealth mode. She was home looking through profiles of promising local candidates a while back and came across the profile of Yours Truly.

She liked my pictures. A LOT. She even liked my dick pic.

Kim went through a great deal of trouble getting that dick pic. She fancies herself a photographer. You have NO idea how tricky it is to keep it up when you have a hot coed telling you how to pose. The least she could have done is inspire me by taking off her clothes but this is serious stuff and she was already suffering enough temptation. She took the other pics too. In my profile pic I had to strain to hold my stomach in because I've still got some residual potbelly. I slouch quite a lot in that pic because my back muscles are weaker than my abs now. I'm going to need to focus on back exercises for a while. My abs look like hell in the other pic because I'm not holding my stomach in like I should. I'm looking buff there because that's after weeks of this bodybuilding program I've been doing, including the prescribed supplements. Abs are going to be a lot of wor -sigh-

So Jill was looking at my profile pics and thought that guy looked oddly familiar, like she had seen him somewhere before - and not on Find adult friendz. She was intrigued. She read my profile and was delighted. She was profoundly delighted. She was going send a message compliment me, not knowing who I was, but she couldn't decide on the right superlatives and ended up masturbating instead. So I never did get a message. Oh well.

A couple of days later I went in for my physical. She made me wait, just like a doctor would, and asked me questions and took notes and informed me that my vitamin D levels were back to normal and actually really good. So on and so forth. Commented on my recent weight gain, which I explained away by telling her about my fitness program. I opened my mouth and said AH. Checked my reflexes with a little rubber hammer. She picked up her stethoscope and told me to take off my shirt, so I did.

Her eyes widened and her pupils dilated. I notice these things. She put the stethocope on my back on one side and told me to inhale. Good. Then the other side. Inhale. Good. Now exhale. Good. Turn around. She put the stethoscope on one side of my chest and her hand on the other. Inhale. Good. She switched sides and give my pec a little squeeze. Her hand trembled a little. Inhale. Good. Exhale. Okay. So how have you been feeling lately?

I told her I was tired. Told her my trainer was a sadistic dominatrix again as usual. Long day, busy day. Need some coffee. She said there's a break room where we can get some coffee, so we went and made some fresh and sat across from each other and talked and talked and talked. Told her I was having one of my business partners and his wife and over for chili and cornbread for dinner. Oh, I like chili. Want to come over? Oh no, maybe some other time. How about Friday then? I make a perch risotto that's to die for. Really, that sounds nice. Okay, what time? Is six okay? I get off at five. She was smiling and touching my hand and not really looking at me in the eyes.

Jill says I've got it right so far but I'm going to have to finish this later. She's been reading my intro again and now she's giggling at my blog, too.
Dating on Find adult friendz
Posted:Sep 16, 2020 11:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2020 12:33 pm

So I sent her a friend request. She didn't accept it, but she did send a msg .

This is typical of the kind of exchanges I've been having. She starts off saying she's really no where near where she said she was, and all I can do is along just be polite:

Of course i can really rock your world, but i've moved back California as i'm done working here in Westland, i fly over meet you in person when we find each other amazing

I find you amazing already. You have no idea. As for you finding me amazing, well, I guess I'm just going have keep working at it.

I'm glad hear that anyway what work do you do for living and what is your bad experience with the women here the site??

I'm a consultant. We have an office but and my partners are mostly working from home these days. We should probably just give the office because we do videoconferencing the time. I could entertain in my home, which would be more comfortable for them anyway. We can use the dining room for meetings. I've done Christmas dinner for ten.

My experience with women on Find adult friendz hasn't been what I expected. I didn't think it was going be such a slog just trying get a nice girlfriend. Men outnumber women 18 one, so I can do is just get in line.

Half the women are catphishers, plus the prostitutes, plus the gays pretending be women, plus the ones who try extort if I put a face pic, plus the ones who have boyfriends or husband who are in a REALLY bad mood and send pictures of automatic weapons. Not exactly what I signed for.

Like my profile says, I'm really looking for a woman who wants keep for herself.

I want a pretty woman
Who wants fall in love
So she can fall in love
With me.

The women I've actually managed date just want a hookup and don't want get involved. One of these days I'm going find a woman who just wants a hookup and ends up changing her mind. And then I'll have a nice girlfriend.

So that's my plan. Obviously it's not working, so I could use some help. Got any ideas?


She hasn't responded yet. Which is probably just as well. I'm not about chase somebody I've never met thousands of miles across the country. That kind of travel doesn't make for a nice vacation.

Now if I knew she liked me and we had a pretty good history, I'd chase her around Europe and maybe even to the other side of the planet. No, really. Been there. Done that.
Changed my mind.
Posted:Sep 8, 2020 7:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2020 2:12 am

I'm fickle. So I'm going give Find adult friendz one more month, on the advice of a friend who has my best interests in mind.

I expect be busy working most of the time any way.
Posted:Sep 4, 2020 10:24 am
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2020 6:57 pm

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My old intro.
Posted:Sep 3, 2020 11:16 am
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2020 6:42 pm

My screen name, 'Tamaloa Aulelei', means 'Beautiful Man' in Samoan, because that's what they called me there. I gloss over the story in my blog post titled "A sad history with a happy vignette", which is pornographic autobiography with the pornography left out.

It's tah ma low ah oh lay lay.

I'll settle for hookups and FWB/NSA until I find a woman I like who wants to keep me for herself. You'll like me. A lot. I'll rub your feet.

Until that happens I'm just here to have fun with pretty girls. What else can I do? If I don't date we'll never find each other. Think about it.

I'm self-composed, smart as a whip. Romantic, cultured, accomplished, disciplined, muscular, athletic & agile, considerate of others, progressive, affluent, generous with my friends. 6' 190, 8.2" x 6.2", way fit. BLM. Sparkling personality, lively lifestyle. Cheerful. Clean. Well-dressed and well-mannered. Utterly discrete. NSA. I don't live to wor I work live. I'm adorable.

About myself, from the point of view of Enormous State University coeds who wanted redo my whole profile so they conspired behind my back and they were completely unfair and this is what those hoes came up with:

- Makes you laugh.
- Doesn't talk and talk and tal
- Really getting his abs bac
- Never asks permission. Can pick up a hint if you drop one.
- Couldn't care less. Doesn't put up with shit from anybody.
- Dances at wedding receptions.
- Smells nice. Like a man.
- Guilty pleasure. Extra lit.
- Athletic. That way.
- Isn't broke. Isn't cheap.
- Pays attention. Gets it.
- Knows what. Knows when. Knows how.

- Has friends.
- Husband material. Unfortunately.
- Too proud of his really nice coc
- Overeducated. Speaks French.
- Your girlfriends will hate your guts.
- Doesn't drink enough.
- Your parents like him more than they like you.
- Self-indulgent. Won't grow up.
- Makes YOU come HIM. Asshole.
- He wants settle down with someone his own age.
- Has too many business responsibilities.
- Drives you crazy sometimes. Asshole.
Once more, with feeling.
Posted:Sep 3, 2020 10:22 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2020 5:52 pm

Ne plus ultra
Posted:Aug 31, 2020 10:07 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2020 10:00 am
I've basically lost interest in Find adult friendz. Sorry. At least I got my abs back, if I pull my stomach in.

With them the seeds of wisdom did I sow,
And with my own hand laboured it to grow.
And this was all the harvest that I reaped -
I came like water, and like wind I go.

Friends with benefits, deferred.
Posted:Aug 29, 2020 5:49 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2020 6:11 pm

Friends with benefits
Posted:Aug 28, 2020 5:29 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2020 5:18 am

Kim and Bonnie want my explanation posted for why I'm looking for a girlfriend even though I have two Enormous State University coeds living with moi.

In a nutshell, it's because they're really pretty ugly and I wouldn't fuck them with YOUR dick.

Kim says, yeah right, it's because you're a slut.

Bonnie says, ugly, huh? Want some of this?

Maybe I should just explain. It's complicated.

Bonnie says, it's not complicated at all. It's because you're too -old- for us, except sometimes when we're horny.

Kim says, you'd have be pretty horny do HIM.

Bonnie says, I get that horny. You do too.

Kim says, yeah, he's pretty good, isn't he?

Bonnie says, yeah, well, you know how that goes. Let's see what he comes with this time.

Kim says, this is going be good.

It's a long story, so I'm going to have to do this in stages. I'll continue in the comments.
Assorted lyric favorites
Posted:Aug 27, 2020 6:04 am
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2020 4:32 pm

Rows and floes of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way

But now they only block the sun
They rain and snow on everyone
So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way

I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's cloud illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all

Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels
The dizzy dancing way you feel
As every fairy tale comes real
I've looked at love that way

But now it's just another show
You leave 'em laughing when you go
And if you care, don't let them know
Don't give yourself away

I've looked at love from both sides now
From give and take, and still somehow
It's love's illusions I recall
I really don't know love at all

Tears and fears and feeling proud
say "I love you" right out loud
Dreams and schemes and circus crowds
I've looked at life that way

But now friends are acting strange
They shake their heads, they say I've changed
Well something's lost, but something's gained
In living every day

I've looked at life from both sides now
From win and lose and still somehow
It's life's illusions I recall
I really don't know life at all

Joni Mitchell, Both Sides Now

My little lady, sleep,
And I will wish for you
A love have.
A true heart,
A true mind,
And strong arms
carry you away.

Shirley Ann Grau, Fever Flower

'Tis all for thee
The flower grows
The roses thorns are all for me,
For thee, the rose.

Voltaire á Saint-Lambert

Though all ruin fell the world,
and were dissolved and backward hurled
unmade into the the abyss,
yet were its making good, for this—
the dawn, the dusk, the earth, the sea—
that Audrey, for a day, loved me.

Still round the corner there may wait
A new road or a secret gate.
And though I oft have passed them by
A day will come at last when I
Shall take the hidden roads that run
West of the moon, east of the sun,
And I will not go alone.

With apologies for my good friend John.

I had an inheritance from my father
It was the moon and the sun
And though I roam all over the world
The spending of it's never done.

For Whom the Bell Tolls
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